🚜 Farmer's Blow 💨

Definition

To blow your nose without a tissue by pushing on one nostril and blowing out the other to get rid of boogers and snot. When I am out running I don't carry tissue so when I need to blow my nose I just do a farmer's blow.

Outdoors

Rule 1

Outdoors only.

Clothes

Rule 2

Only in running / farm clothes.

Radius

Rule 3

Check the blast radius
( approx. 4 ft ).

How to Perform a Farmer's Blow

Follow these steps to perform a proper farmer's blow:

  1. Step 1: Gasp
  2. Step 1: Gasp
  3. Step 2: Place finger on nose
  4. Step 2: Place finger on nose
  5. Step 3: Cock your head and exhale forcefully
  6. Step 3: Cock your head and exhale forcefully
  7. Step 4: Repeat with other nostril
  8. Step 4: Repeat with other nostril

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